chance
28-07-2005, 15:33
Returned Housemate Derek has been lying through his teeth since strutting back through the Diary Room door.
Faced with a barrage of questions about his whereabouts last night, Derek soared off on flights of fancy that kept even Makosi guessing.
"I could see everything," he told the awed Housemates, "On screens!" he added with a flourish. Oh, Derek you little liar!
When asked what his living conditions had been like, Derek embellished on his tissue of lies further.
"They had done it up to look like my bedroom at home," he said. Unless Derek sleeps on a barracks style bed in a darkened room, reading books about spies, this is a falsehood.
"They must have spoken to my Housekeeper," Derek said, his lying pants now fully on fire.
As Anthony shamefully told Derek all about his drunken shenanigans last night, Derek pretended he had seen the whole thing.
"I thought my Housemates are more unintelligent than I thought they were," Derek commented wryly.
But Craig, Orlaith and Anthony have admitted that they don't believe a word he says.
Not so unintelligent after all, eh? Erm...
Faced with a barrage of questions about his whereabouts last night, Derek soared off on flights of fancy that kept even Makosi guessing.
"I could see everything," he told the awed Housemates, "On screens!" he added with a flourish. Oh, Derek you little liar!
When asked what his living conditions had been like, Derek embellished on his tissue of lies further.
"They had done it up to look like my bedroom at home," he said. Unless Derek sleeps on a barracks style bed in a darkened room, reading books about spies, this is a falsehood.
"They must have spoken to my Housekeeper," Derek said, his lying pants now fully on fire.
As Anthony shamefully told Derek all about his drunken shenanigans last night, Derek pretended he had seen the whole thing.
"I thought my Housemates are more unintelligent than I thought they were," Derek commented wryly.
But Craig, Orlaith and Anthony have admitted that they don't believe a word he says.
Not so unintelligent after all, eh? Erm...