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chance
21-06-2005, 10:31
Roberto had to rescue tonight's dinner after Maxwell was called away from the kitchen to the Diary Room. And guess what? It caused massive aggravation.

As Roberto dished up the pasta meal, low-level moaning could be heard about the lack of clean dishes. Anthony took umbrage and asked what he was implying, despite having confessed to doing nothing in the House since week one just 20 minutes earlier.

The start was typical.

"I'm not having a go," said Roberto.

"No offence taken," said Anthony.

There then followed a passionate and bewildering monologue in Italia-Scouse:

"If I say I cook, I cook. Seems to me every time there's something, I have to get into it. The people sing along all night and they don't give a *******. They're like scavengers here, grabbing the food..."

Anthony was really not interested in debating what the sing-a-long people do but must have been relieved to hear Roberto tell him, "I'm not your mother."

"All of you take just the mickey," he continued.

The food was disappointing, prompting Roberto to say he would cook every day so they wouldn't have to eat so poorly.

Can the rest of the House stand it if he does though?